Mmm... We love the smell of napalm in the morning. And you no doubt love the smell of white board markers by the way you are dressed :/
Now look, we can't help you with the poor taste in womens clothing, but we can help you look a little more badass with one of these bad boys.
This right here is a paracord bracelet, the kind your mothers warned you about. It's designed for an 8" wrist, and comes on a 3/8" buckle, and is not only aesthetically pleasing, but very comfortable to wear.
Hand made, with love*
[posts Australia only]
*May or may not contain traces of love